Shipping/Processing

All of our products are shipped out from mainland America. Our basic shipping for most shoppers is flat rate, and our shipping carrier of choice is the United States Postal Service (USPS). Please allow for 1-3 business days for processing before shipping. Average domestic shipping time is 3-5 days. All prices are calculated in USD.

Our shipping chart is as follows:

All 50 U.S. States/Territories including APO/FPO

Basic Letter Shipping
$1.00 Flat Rate
Ships within small or large letter envelope.No Tracking Included.
Best suited for orders of 4 items or less.

Large Letter Shipping
$2.50 Flat Rate
Ships within manila envelope sometimes with "stiff backing". No Tracking Included.
Best suited for 6 or less items, or items requiring special care.

First Class Shipping
$4 Flat Rate
Ships within bubble mailer. Tracking Included.
Best suited for 6 or less items, items requiring special care, or items requiring tracking.

Priority Mail
$9 Flat Rate
Ships within USPS Priority Mail envelope. Tracking & Signature Included.
Best suited for medium-sized orders or orders requiring quick shipping, tracking, and signature confirmations.

 

Freedom Pricing®

Freedom Pricing® will be extended to customers residing within the countries and territories of Canada, the U.K., and France. Until their inevitable downfall due to Communist intrusion and eventual American annexation, we will be extending some of our basic shipping prices to our friends across the world. Please note: these are basic shipping prices and not all shipping options or prices may be available*.

Australia and New Zealand have modified pricing options for international basic shipping. Basic Letter Shipping is Flat Rate $10 USD. All other prices are automatically calculated at checkout.

Everywhere Else

America loves its neighbors, especially if they have money. Unfortunately, while we do ship internationally, our shipping choices are limited to USPS. Expect inflated shipping prices and extended wait times. All international prices will be automatically calculated at checkout.