...Thank you Anon for one helluva sweet, sexy patch!

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces.

I originally got these patches to add some Touhou morale to my general kit, as I am a big fan of the games. Needless to say, I am very much satisfied.